MOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Look!
Look, look!
In the backyard! Look!
They've done it again!
Just let me drop off the groceries.
This was the best ride ever, guys.
Ohh, that was very fabulous ride.
Now can you send us back to space station perhaps?
Erimnevop Yelsgnik Nad.
Look, look, look!
Okay, tell me,
you don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard!
All right.
I don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, kids.
"Why don't you come in for snacks?"
Why don't you come in for some snacks?
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
Oh, there you are, Perry.
And Ferb says...
You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek.
It's always the same thing every day.
The same insane routine.
My life is like a bad sitcom.
Do you live in the Danville area and want to bust your brothers?
Then call now and you can be on the next episode of...
Bust 'Em!
Yes, yes!
(Song: Leave the Busting to Us!)
♪ When you're bothered by your brothers and you can't convince your mother ♪
♪ And you don't think you can take another day ♪
♪ Don't swear or cuss ♪
♪ 'Cause they got your back against the wall ♪
♪ And you think you've tried it all, ♪
♪ There's a number you should call ♪
♪ To throw them underneath a bus ♪
♪ Just leave the busting to us ♪
Bust 'em! Bust 'em! Bust 'em!
Operators are standing by.
Hello, Bust 'Em?
Do I have a show for you.
Bright, sunny and clear.
Yep,
it's gonna be a hot one.
Ferb,
I know what we're gonna do today.
Well, I'm off to my cooking class.
You kids keep cool today.
Oh, good.
Our stuff is here.
Already?
Yeah, well...
Okay, okay.
You guys keep doing...
whatever it is you guys do.
That seemed oddly out of character.
Hey,
where's Perry?
♪ Perry! ♪
Good morning, Agent P.
It's a beautiful day in the Tri-State area,
just the kind of day that makes Dr. Doofenshmirtz a little verklempt.
That's why your mission is...
Sky...
Weather...
Rain...
Doofenshmirtz.
Uh...
We're breaking up.
Let me call you on a land line.
So,
just to recap.
Sky,
weather,
rain,
Doofenshmirtz.
Are you Candace?
Yes.
Get in.
We're from the TV show.
My name is Lulu Jones, and this is my assistant, Fifi.
Hi there.
So you really think you can bust my brothers?
Ha-ha-ha.
You're so cute. Isn't she cute, Fifi?
Oh, yes, she is.
Ha-ha-ha!
You see, Candace, "Busting" is my middle name.
It's my actual name.
Lulu "Busting" Jones.
I was born for this job.
But you have no idea what my brothers are capable of.
Believe me, I know.
That's why I created this show.
My brothers used to drive me crazy.
Let me tell you a story.
The story of "bust" and "them."
"Bust" fights "them", but "them" fights right back.
It's the age-old struggle, but in the end "them"...
...wins. Always wins.
No, I'm sorry.
Wait, uh.
"bust"-
ha-ha.
"Bust" always wins.
That's it.
Yes, bust them. Ha-ha!
The point is,
I feel your pain.
Mom never believed they were the ones breaking the plates or scratching the records.
Um...
Uh... My brothers don't break plates or scratch records.
Well, whatever they're doing,
we'll get them.
Our crew has planted cameras covering every square inch of your backyard.
Basically, if a squirrel breaks wind, we'll have it on tape.
Fifi, none of these cameras seem to be working.
A-Actually, I think camera number eight is working fine.
So...
Your show must be pretty popular, huh?
Well, you know, not really.
I mean, we're having some problems with our ratings right now.
Our station manager is threatening to pull the plug, you know.
But with an episode like this one, it'll never happen!
Come on, gimme one!
One what?
A "Bust 'em!"
Gimme a "Bust 'em." Come on!
♪ Bust 'em! Bust 'em! Bust 'em! ♪
Well, you know,
they must be done by now anyway.
Done with what?
I don't know.
It's different every day.
Come on, I'll show you.
So where is this thing I'm supposed to film?
So...
What do you think?
I think we finally have our very special episode!
Hey, Candace.
What do you think of the water slide?
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
Oh-ho, Perry the Platypus.
I can't believe you fell for that old fake window trick.
Whoo!
Wait a second, how did you...?
Oh, I can't believe I fell for the old fake Perry the Platypus bit.
That was pretty good, Perry the Platypus.
I gotta give you props on that one.
I know, I know.
You're wondering about the hat, right?
It-It's part of my new magic kit.
Ever since the seventh grade, I have wanted to be a magician.
But it was a pretty tough road.
Hey, wait!
Where-
Where's Bobo the rabbit?
Can somebody please get me out of this?
Anyone?
Hello?
But I guess my dreams faded into sepia tone somewhere along the way.
Oh, Perry the Platypus, your shoes are untied.
Psyche!
Before you go, I'd like to introduce you to the Gloominator 3000...
...inator!
Hmm?
What's that?
Could it be Morse code for...
"That evil gadget looks so manly and threatening. What on Earth does it do?"
All right, I'll tell you.
Sheesh! Stop bugging me!
With this,
I will launch thousands of weather pellets into the atmosphere,
thereby plunging the Tri-State Area into a new ice age!
But before I do that,
I shall finally make Perry the Platypus...
disappear!
Voila!
Oh, it really worked!
Maybe I should have stuck with the magic business, hmm?
Hey, Candace.
Wanna join our maiden voyage?
I'm not gonna be a guinea pig for one of your harebrained...
Candace, wait!
We need you to get on that ride with this secret hidden camera.
Now go get that footage and...
leave the busting to us!
Everybody ready?
Make sure your life vests are securely fastened.
And in case we capsize,
your seat cushions can function as a headstone.
Oh, you don't want to get this wet.
But-but-but-but...
Come on, Candace.
That wasn't too bad, was it?
Actually, that was kinda...
Aah!
That's it.
It's over, right?
♪ Aahh... ♪
(Song: Gotta Make Summer Last)
♪ Summer, I love summer ♪
♪ Give me that summer time ♪
♪ Summer, every 86,400 seconds that pass ♪
Whew!
♪ Gotta make summer last! ♪
You wanna go again?
Are you crazy?!
Oh, she'd love to!
We need that footage if you wanna bust 'em.
We disguised the camera this time.
Don't lose it.
Now let's test my Gloominator 3000-inator!
A couple of these ought to be enough.
Let's see.
Whoo-hoo!
Look at them go!
Perfect!
Now for the real thing.
Hmm.
Maybe I can squeeze a few more in there.
Lemme see.
Perry the Platypus?
Bobo the rabbit!
Do you know that I've been looking for you since the seventh grade?
I can't believe you spent our entire life savings on a bunny farm and forgot to buy any bunnies!
But, dear, I...
I mean, what did ya think...
Rabbits were just gonna fall outta the sky?
Looks like somebody owes me an apology.
Touché.
So...
Lulu,
did we get enough footage?
Did we ever!
Now we need you to call your mom for the big confrontation scene,
and I'll call the station manager.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Candace.
What took you so long?
Just get over here as soon as you can.
This time,
it's gonna be different.
Sir,
you should-
you should come over here right away.
This will be our best show ever, I guarantee it!
Hey!
That evil scientist just stole my bike!
Hey, that nice duck just gave me 20 bucks for my skateboard.
Ooh! This is great!
I can smell that second season pickup.
What was that?
My mom is here.
My station manager is here.
Candace,
what's going on?
Who are these people?
Could you please...
Mom!
Mom, we're gonna be on TV.
I can finally prove everything.
I'm talking about ratings dynamite here, sir.
Tell me that's not ratings dynamite!
That's not ratings dynamite.
That's a suburban backyard.
But I had no...
What?
I-I don't understand...
What?!
Where is everything?!!
Welcome to my world.
Wait a minute!
The video tapes!
All the proof is still in the van! Come on!
Gimme a "bust 'em"!
♪ Bust 'em! Bust 'em! Bust 'em! ♪
You get that a lot?
Pretty much every day around here.
It’s in the van, it’s in the van, it’s in the van, it's in the van!
Well, I don’t think I can take this everyday.
You get used to it.
The van...
Where is the vaaaaaan?!
So nice of them to leave the keys inside.
That's what you get for being the good guy.
You have to stop at all the traffic signals.
Uh...
Oh, no!
Wait!
W-What is this?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
So, kids.
Keeping cool today?
"Hi, Mom."
Hi, Mom!
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
Oh!
There you, Perry.
And Ferb says...
And that is why I will never wear suspenders in public.
"Now for some snacks."
Why do you kids come inside for some pie?
Yeah.
I'll take some pie.
Now, you understand my pain.
Want some pie?
I'm getting dizzy!
Oh!
Hey, maybe I'm supposed to turn into a skid.
Whoa!
I can't believe you sold our lucrative bunny farm and bought a van rental place!
And you didn't buy a single van!
Not one word.